1. Altogether ooky
2. Fire water burn
3. Along comes Mary
4. Foxtrot uniform Charlie kilo
5. The bad tough
6. No hard feelings
7. A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
8. Kiss me where it smells funny
9. The ballad of Shasey Lain
10. Screwing you on the beach at night
11. Three point one four
12. You're pretty when I'm drunk
13. Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss
14. I hope you die